Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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