are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you traded sex for a burrito?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
