when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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