im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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