wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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