Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
