quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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