wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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