I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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should my penis look like a turkey
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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