She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
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Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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