I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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