I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Who died my cat blue again?
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I will find, mount, and marry that person.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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