And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
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just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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