can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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