it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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