So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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