I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
high people should be assigned attendants
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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