and you said cock pushups were impossible
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Help. Why am I so naked?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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