sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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