Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
When are your genitals available?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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