I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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