can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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