What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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