smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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