Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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