He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Just high enough for therapy.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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