the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You were trust falling into bushes
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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