He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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