Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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