HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Your shirt... Was in my pants
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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