I want to have your abortion
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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