Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
How does one acquire holy water?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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