He is an equal opportunity slut.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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