His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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