it's like iHOP with fire
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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