I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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