I'm really into asian looking animals
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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