They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
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i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Enjoy the penises
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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