I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
dude. I can hear the air.
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