quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day