If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.