I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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