He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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