i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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