I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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