Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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