Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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