I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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