The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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