I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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