omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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