It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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