I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
