she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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