But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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